No college. No work. No way out of your god damn house. Yes, it’s a snow day. How shall you ever fill the hours of the day? Look no further; here is a quick guide to how to survive oncoming boredom. Build A Snowman This is the classic snow day activity. It’s quite simple, provided you’re… Continue reading How To Spend A Snow Day
The great philosopher Kant summed up my thoughts on lies when he wrote ‘One must lie to live’. Except, Kant never said that. I lied. After scrolling through three pages of quotes about lying on Good Reads without finding one that didn’t paint lying as an awful, immoral act, I decided to make up my own… Continue reading Would I lie to you?
I stood by my twin sister at the top of our stone step entrance. Age 3. She had just had an idea to roll down these steps. It would be fun. I would go first. I lay down, head facing upwards. One, two, three…I rolled. By the time I had reached the bottom, my eyes… Continue reading Erased
I’ve began to notice that my brand is strongly associated with cringe-worthy, embarrassing incidents. Rather than rejecting this idea, I’ve come to fully embrace it and this blog post will be no different. Sit back and get ready to wince at my awkward life featuring earphones, a coffee and regret. The irony of this particular… Continue reading Feat. earphones, coffee and regret
Twas the night before Christmas when…I got outrageously drunk and showed up at my family Secret Santa. Like most storytellers do, let me start at the beginning. Last Christmas Eve, I was working away like the dedicated young woman I am. My motivation for the day: alcohol. My boss had promised that after work, we… Continue reading Twas the night before Christmas
I went to Amsterdam. I know, I’m so cultured; it’s not as if every other young Irish person has done the same in the past two years. On the day of my 18th birthday, my twin and I headed off to the airport where we had our first legal alcoholic beverage to be followed two… Continue reading A five hour mental party
Exactly a month ago, I found a blog. A blog that I liked so much, I went to the heights of liking nearly every single post, commenting on a few and sliding into the blog owner’s DMs on Twitter to fangirl about how much I liked his blog. Somehow, this was well received? I judge… Continue reading Deadline: Midnight, Monday the 23rd of October