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Feat. earphones, coffee and regret

I’ve began to notice that my brand is strongly associated with cringe-worthy, embarrassing incidents. Rather than rejecting this idea, I’ve come to fully embrace it and this blog post will be no different. Sit back and get ready to wince at my awkward life featuring earphones, a coffee and regret. The irony of this particular… Continue reading Feat. earphones, coffee and regret

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Twas the night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas when…I got outrageously drunk and showed up at my family Secret Santa. Like most storytellers do, let me start at the beginning. Last Christmas Eve, I was working away like the dedicated young woman I am. My motivation for the day: alcohol. My boss had promised that after work, we… Continue reading Twas the night before Christmas

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I HAD A SUGAR DADDY AND A STALKER (this is not clickbait)

I work in a restaurant, *everyone who knows me sighs heavily*, I KNOW I MENTION IT A LOT. I just can’t help sharing my stories about working in a restaurant, it has left me with a number of hilarious experiences stemming from various encounters with rather eccentric characters. I’m not saying that waiters can’t be… Continue reading I HAD A SUGAR DADDY AND A STALKER (this is not clickbait)